Hello!
If you are interested in cross-stitch patterns, check out my best friend, stitchotters, on Etsy! The shop will update on a weekly schedule with new patterns available for instant pdf download. The patterns all come with detailed diagrams for how to create the stitches.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/stitchotters/
Right now, forty nine patterns are listed for purchase and more are to follow. Below is one of my favorites!
this is for my 6 year old daughter wherever she may be
Call me slenderman the way these bitches get madder and madder as i collect more paper
the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
Had another dream of the elderly southern italian man on that same mediterranean vista sobbing because he never ate a hotdog at an american ballpark. It's starting to really get to me. He was a lot older this time.
grandmasickomode asked
Hey so idk ur ocs so just go off about your fave.
*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.
Anonymous asked
i want to say that every man i have ever slept with has at some point said something along the lines of “i don’t know what it is about you but the sex is incredible” but it’s literally because every time i’m in the sack i think really hard about 2016 kylux fic and try to mentally embody hux’s like fragile yet cunty space dictator turn of the century serve. and it works! i thought this was relevant to ur blog rn
Anon I want you to know that’s the funniest fucking thing I have ever heard, obsessed 😭❤️
