endgame

iberiangirl

thinking about this today

lickmydecalsoffbaby

The ketchup and mustard brothers

1jovan

Call me slenderman the way these bitches get madder and madder as i collect more paper

maykitz

beyond f*cked up what disney is doing in the indiana jones franchise considering harrison ford's advanced age

jinjieee

Listener I forgot the password let me in

karcatgirl-vantas

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

skluug

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

milk5

Had another dream of the elderly southern italian man on that same mediterranean vista sobbing because he never ate a hotdog at an american ballpark. It's starting to really get to me. He was a lot older this time.

angelicguy

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.